Monday 14th May

What is light as a feather, floats on water, yet 10,000 men can’t lift it?

ANSWER…  A bubble

Friday 11th May

How can you drop an egg exactly 30 feet above a concrete floor without breaking it?

The egg can fall 30 feet and then be caught, still 2 feet above the floor.

Thursday 10th May

What do Ryan Tubridy, Sinead O’Connor and James McClean have in common?

All recently closed their twitter accounts

Wednesday 9th May

If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the centre field?

One big one

Tuesday 8th May

Farmer Keogh has 3 pink pigs, 2 black pigs and 4 white pigs. How many of Keogh’s pigs can say they’re the same colour as another pig on the farm?

ANSWER…  None, pigs can’t talk!!

Friday 4th May

When Stephen was six years old he hammered a nail into
his favorite tree to mark his height.

Ten years later at age sixteen, Stephen returned to see how much higher
the nail was.

If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?

The nail would be at the same height since trees grow at their tops.

Thursday 3rd May

50% OF PEOPLE DO THIS TO AVOID HIGH PRICES?

…SNEAK THEIR OWN FOOD INTO THE CINEMA

Wednesday 2nd May

8% OF US HAVE DONE THIS NAKED?

…COOKED

Tuesday 1st May

15% OF MEN WOULD REFUSE TO WEAR THIS – EVEN IF YOU PAID THEM €100.

…A MANCHESTER UNITED SHIRT

Monday 30th April

12% OF SO CALLED ‘GOOD CITIZENS’ HAVE DONE THIS?

… ‘PLEDGED’ TO GIVE TO CHARITY BUT NEVER HANDED OVER THE MONEY.

Friday 27th April

75% OF WOMEN DO THIS RATHER THAN THEIR HUSBAND?

PAY THE HOUSEHOLD BILLS

Thursday 26th April

63% OF MEN CLAIM THEY CAN DO THIS FOR MORE THAN 2 SECONDS.

BURP

Wednesday 25th April

I begin with T, have T in the middle and I end in T.

What am I?

ANSWER…  A teapot

Tuesday 24th April

I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?

ANSWER… Shirt, jacket, sweater, etc.

Monday 23rd April

28% OF DOG OWNERS ADMIT TO ONCE HAVING DONE THIS?

BLAMING THE DOG WHEN THEY THEMSELVES HAVE FARTED IN FRONT OF VISITORS.

Friday 20th April

There’s a jam jar in a window from 9am - 12midday.

At 9am the jar was empty, at 9.01 it had 1 fly in it, at 9.02 it had 2, then at 9.04 there was 8 flies, the jar was full at 12 midday, at what time was it half full?

Answer: At 11.59 (as it doubled every minute)

Thursday 19th April

Rover, the head dog at the North Pole, had three sons. One was named Scruff, the other Curly. What is the third dog’s name.

ANSWER…  ‘WHAT’ is the dog’s name!

Wednesday 18th April

What seven-letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

ANSWER… Lounger

Tuesday 17th April

21% OF DRIVERS HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE IN THEIR CAR?

Chips

Monday 16th April

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

ANSWER… Once. After that you’d be subtracting it from 20, then 15 etc

Friday 6th April

41% OF PEOPLE USE A SHOE TO DO THIS?

Thursday 5th April

22% OF US KNOWINGLY DO THIS EVERY MORNING?

Leave blobs of toothpaste in the sink

Wednesday 4th April

Which two cars share the same name as a sweet?

ANSWER… Volkswagen ‘Polo’ and Ford ‘Galaxy’.

Tuesday 3rd April

33% OF MEN HAVE ADMITTED TO DOING THIS TO MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK BETTER?

…PLUCK THEIR EYEBROWS

Monday 2nd April

Which is greater, the number of grooves on one side of a vinyl record or the number of days in the year?

ANSWER… Days in the year as there is only one groove per side of a vinyl record!

Friday 30th March

Without looking at a calendar, within a minute name a boys name using 5 consecutive 1st letters of 5 consecutive months.

ANSWER… July  August  September  October  November (JASON)

Thursday 29th March

Can you name the ten body parts that are only 3 letters long. None of them are slang or rude.  Five are below the neck and five are above.

ANSWER…

1. Arm

2. Leg 

3. Rib  

4. Toe 

5. Hip  

6. Eye 

7. Ear  

8. Jaw 

9. Lip 

10.Gum

Wednesday 28th March

What do the numbers 3, 7, 8, 40, 50, and 60 have in common that no other whole numbers have?

ANSWER… When they’re spelled out, they each have five letters.

Tuesday 27th March

My neighbour recently moved in down the road and has five children.

Unusually, half of the children are girls. How can this be?

ANSWER… They are all girls.

Monday 26th March

What is the only word when CAPITALIZED, looks the same from the front, back, above and below?

NOON

Friday 23rd March

It’s physically impossible for pigs to do this… What?

Look up in the sky!

Thursday 22nd March

Other than being colours, what do the words orange, silver and purple have in common?

ANSWER… No words rhyme with them.

Wednesday 21st March

Seven men arrive at a meeting, and each of them shakes hands once with each of the others. How many handshakes does that make?

ANSWER… 21

Tuesday 20th March

How can a man go eight days without sleeping? 

No problem, he sleeps at night.

Friday 16th March

22% OF MEN DO THIS WHILST ONLY 7% OF WOMEN DO?

SLEEP NUDE

Thursday 15th March

95% of people can name one of these?

A Member of ‘The Beatles’

Wednesday 14th March

12% OF PEOPLE DO THIS WHEN THEY HEAR THE PHONE RING?

WAIT A FEW RINGS BEFORE ANSWERING TO MAKE IT SEEM AS THOUGH THEY WERE ‘BUSY’.

Tuesday 13th March

29% OF ADULTS HAVEN’T DONE THIS FOR OVER 2 YEARS?

WEIGHED THEMSELVES.

Friday 9th March

1% OF PEOPLE HAVE A VIDEO OF THEMSLEVES DOING THIS?

SINGING AT A KARAOKE NIGHT.

Thursday 8th March

6% OF ADULTS HAVE WORN ONE OF THESE AT NIGHT?

A TRAFFIC CONE ON TOP OF THEIR HEAD